Cheezianity

created by dyl, ported by Beta

Cheezianity is a monotheistic religion. Members of this religion, also known as Cheezianists, believe in the spirit of Cheezy-E, a dog. He hides in a cave, still undiscovered by believers.

Backstory
Cheezy-E is believed to have once been a dog, originally named Cheezy. He was born in the year of 612 BC. Being taken away from his loving family when he was 1 years old, he experienced many wars that his owner by the name of Uwa Boowa got himself into.

Apotheosis
'Twas a casual Thursday in 615 BC. Uwa Boowa had been attempting to create a potion of immortality, a goal which he'd been trying to reach ever since he got access to a brewing stand. He merged a spider eye, a grain of glowstone dust, and another item/substance that is still unknown to Cheezianists. With this recipe, he created a potion which Cheezianists call "Dutu Ya Jibini Na Biskuti." He forced Cheezy to consume this potion. Soon after consuming the substance, Cheezy grew two lapis wings, and his collar became silver. He dropped several stacks of steak and potatoes for his owner. Uwa kept this power hidden, until war emerged from the Southeast of the island he had been living on. Cheezy took notice of this war, and did not hesitate to use his unique abilities to turn all opposing soldiers into gunpowder. Uwa took this gunpowder and created hundreds of blocks of TNT. With this TNT, he blew up his opposing army's village. Years passed, and Uwa passed away, along with his very beloved and holy dog, Cheezy.

Religion
In 1899, Two discoverers by the names of John Warosa and John Barosa discovered Uwa's house. When they dug out the ground from Uwa's house, they discovered Cheezy's remains. For an unkown reason, his remains were humming "Boyz-n-the-Hood" by Eazy-E. And, Cheezy's lapis wings were still perfectly in-tact. His lapis wings are now preserved at the National Museum of Minecraft Religion. When the public discovered the story of Cheezy, Cheezianity begun to grow. And now, Cheezianity is the 3rd most well known religion in Minecraft.